legal-savvy:

500daysofevilexes:

Puppy: I WANTZ TA PLAY WIT YOOS!!

Cat: Human, is this your canine? You have exactly three seconds to remove him from my sight before I destroy it.

(Source: sleazypete)

This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this.
As you can see, human is calm.